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    Draft only Men over 55!! Funny

    I am over 55 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at
    least 55.

    For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on killing the enemy.

    Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some *** that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

    An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 AM. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't
    sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical emeny.

    If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

    Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

    They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

    Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet yet.

    An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head..

    These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way..

    Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million upset off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

    ***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....in menopause!!! You think Men have attitudes !!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my Goodness!!!

    If nothing else, put them on border patrol.... They will have it secured the first night! You bet your last dollar they would!!!

    #2
    Ha Ha Ha LOVE IT hA hA

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      #3
      If they'd take me I'd go. But the running part is important. You may not out run a bullet but running for cover is a generally good tactic.

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        #4
        That's awesome because it's true.

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          #5
          I saw this a few years ago and it was GREAT!!!!

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            #6
            bump

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              #7
              Very good! I tried to reup after 911 but they wouldn't take me.

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                #8
                Priceless!!

                55 here too!

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                  #9
                  Thats Fuuny stuff right there!

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                    #10
                    That's good stuff

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                      #11
                      That's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!

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                        #12
                        Ya need to add one.

                        Don't start a fight with an old person. They won't fight you, they'll just kill ya.

                        I'm only 53 so I'll be the "Kid" of the group but I'll re-up Sarge, were do I sign?

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                          #13
                          Oh, I almost forgot, I'll need new uniforms. The old ones shrunk a little.

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                            #14
                            This makes sense to me!

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                              #15
                              I'm only 42 so I would be the kid in the group lol. I too,like allaround need new uniforms.

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