So, if you have a case of strep (which I do) and you go to the doc in a box with a 102 fever (which I did) and they offer with your prescription antibiotics a batch of liquid Lidocaine to gargle with so it doesn't feel like you're trying to swallow an SOS pad, go ahead and pass on the gargle. That stuff is like someone rendered a dead hog that had been laying in the summer heat for a month, ate by a buzzard and yakked back up only to be eaten up by a coyote and later squatched off a cliff from where it's bottled and shipped to your local pharmacist. Stuff has the consistency of Karo syrup. How am I supposed
to "gargle" THAT for five minutes?
to "gargle" THAT for five minutes?
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