You no your from Texas when...

[wild2364]

You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Decatur, Wichita Falls, Burnet, Gruene, Boerne, New Braunfels, Nacogdoches, Mexia, Waco, Amarillo, and Waxahachie.

You plan your Friday night after you go to the high school football game.

You know people who put ranch dressing on everything.

You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You find 70 degrees Fahrenheit a little chilly.

You know 4 seasons - Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola, or pop .. it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.

Your school classes were canceled because its cold

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know that no matter how hard you try to draw Texas it always comes out wrong.

You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin to go to the store.

You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

You have had this conversation before...
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

You get annoyed when people from the north give you crap for using ya'll, we all know your just jealous.

[canny]

[Wudstix]

[no1hogkiller]

It took a minute for Miss Pat to understand about: best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Good one!

[Mister Bubba's bulletman]

It took a minute for Miss Pat to understand about: best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
Good one!

That reminds me of the 70's. When in the summertime we wore our cut off's so short you had to drive with you rear off the seat for a few minutes so as not to fry something very important on the half melted Naugahyde in your beat up Nova.

[tazhunter0]

Texan til I die !!!!!! God Bless TEXAS !!!!!

[asttbe]

When you don't know the difference in no and know?

As far as that goes, your and you're too. Or is that to?

Just wondering

[crimson-talon]

x2 on the ya'll part happens to me everytime i go to montana

[crimson-talon]

Texan til I die !!!!!! God Bless TEXAS !!!!!

god bless texas brother!! remember the alamo! lone star is like texas independence for your taste buds

[jgirsh]

good stuff

[Texas Grown]

No where but...........

[dustoffer]

You forgot "Seguin"

[All Lit Up]

You gotta know the difference and be able to pronounce both the town and the color Amarillo.
Ranch dressing on everything is a west coast thing. I know folks that do it, but it is definitely not uniquely Texan.
And the four seasons are Dove, Deer, Turkey and Fishing.
Good post though.

[Landrover]

U can replace TEXAS with just about any state on the Gulf Coast (except Florida) and have the same outcome!!!

[rubydog]

That reminds me of the 70's. When in the summertime we wore our cut off's so short you had to drive with you rear off the seat for a few minutes so as not to fry something very important on the half melted Naugahyde in your beat up Nova.

Dang them nauga's used to get big in them days. Haven't seen a seat covered with one in years. PETA musta got em on the no hunt list...