Joke
TREE HUGGER
A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter visited the National Forest. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of the land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a red-cockaded woodpecker that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her “sensitive area“.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and than told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
Wear your harness. I’d hate to walk around with wood all the time.
TREE HUGGER
A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter visited the National Forest. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the forest. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of the land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a red-cockaded woodpecker that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her “sensitive area“.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and than told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."
Wear your harness. I’d hate to walk around with wood all the time.

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