Life is about Laughter!!!

[Landrover]

> > > 1.
> > > DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, AND
> > DON'T PET THE
> > > SWEATY THINGS.
> > > 2.
> > >
> > ONE
> > > TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA,
> > > FLOOR.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 3.
> > > ATHEISM IS A
> > > NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 4.
> > > IF
> > > MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES,
> > WHY DO WE STILL HAVE
> > > MONKEYS AND APES?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 5.
> > > THE
> > > MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS
> > BECAUSE HE KNOWS
> > > WHERE ALL THE BAD
> > > GIRLS LIVE.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 6.
> > > I
> > > WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE
> > SALESWOMAN,
> > > "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP
> > > SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD
> > ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT
> > > THE PURPOSE.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > > 7.
> > > WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL
> > > QUESTIONS?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 8.
> > > IF
> > > A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES
> > HIS MOTHER WASH HIS
> > > HANDS WITH SOAP?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 9. IF
> > > SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
> > THREATENS TO KILL
> > > HIMSELF, IS IT
> > > CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 10.
> > > IS
> > > THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 11.
> > > WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO
> > "GET AWAY FROM IT
> > > ALL?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 12.
> > > WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE
> > AN ENDANGERED
> > > ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED
> > > PLANT?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 13.
> > > IF
> > > A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY
> > GARNISH HIS
> > > WAGES?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 14.
> > > WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED
> > A
> > > WALK?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 15.
> > > WHY
> > > DO THEY LOCK PETROL STATION
> > BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID
> > > SOMEONE WILL CLEAN
> > > THEM?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 16.
> > > IF
> > > A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS
> > HE HOMELESS OR
> > > NAKED?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 17.
> > > CAN
> > > VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL
> > > CRACKERS?
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > 18.
> > > IF
> > > THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY
> > TELL HIM HE HAS THE
> > > RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 19.
> > > WHY
> > > DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE
> > DRIVE-THROUGH BANK
> > > MACHINES?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 20.
> > > HOW
> > > DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD
> > ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW
> > > ROAD SIGNS?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 21.
> > > WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE
> > SLICED
> > > BREAD?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 22.
> > > ONE
> > > NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY
> > DON'T TALK ABOUT
> > > OTHER PEOPLE.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > > 23.
> > > DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN
> > > ALGEBRA?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 24.
> > > DO
> > > INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS
> > ADULTS ENJOY
> > > ADULTERY?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 25.
> > > HOW
> > > IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL
> > > WAR?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 26.
> > > IF
> > > ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO
> > THE REST DROWN
> > > TOO?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 27.
> > > IF
> > > YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO,
> > WOULD YOU STILL BE
> > > HUNGRY?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 28.
> > > IF
> > > YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH
> > HAVE YOU
> > > DONE?
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > 29.
> > > WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD
> > 'LISP' TO
> > > HAVE 'S' IN IT?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 30.
> > > WHY
> > > ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED
> > "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF
> > > "ASSTEROIDS"?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 31.
> > > WHY
> > > IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE
> > CAN'T SHOOT AT
> > > THEM?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 32.
> > > WHY
> > > IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR
> > > CREAM?
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 33.
> > > IF
> > > YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A
> > > CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY
> > BECOME
> > > DISORIENTED?
> > >
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > 34.
> > > CAN
> > > AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS
> > OF
> > > GOD?
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[Froggy]

I've often wondered about this??

11.
WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO
"GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"


No clue, unless it's Bowhunting.

[Tmag]

Thanks for the laughter Oscar!

[Brett C]

Those were great, thanks i needed that