One Liners?

[jmw]

What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

Ian.

[chopsknives]

Ha! Ha! These are so great!! Heck I miss Ol' Rodney Dangerfield!!

[chopsknives]

Take my wife...Please!!

[Gumbo Man]

Take my wife...Please!!

Funny that when you started the thread this is the first one liner I thought of. But figured most were to young to know an old Henny Youngman line.

[Slinger]

She’s a 2 at 10:00 and a 10 at 2:00.

[pontiac]

My wife, she’s a bad cook.

One night she tells me to take out the trash.

I told her “You cooked it, you take it out!”

[mr. buck]

Guy walking out of a liquor store gets asked, "hey, whatya doing?" and replies...
"Getting a six pack for my wife." original questioner replies, "great trade!"

[Texas Grown]

"I saw that!"- Karma

[Texas Grown]

Be carefull when you follow the masses, sometimes the "m" is silent.

[Texas Grown]

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered,
"who ties your shoe laces for you?"

[Texas Grown]

Youth and Talent are no match for age and treachery.

[curtintex]

If she had as many stuck out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

[Texas Grown]

Dear Karma,

I have a list of people you missed.

[bowhunterhelm]

There's a reason God gave you two ears and only one mouth.

[Texas Grown]

I didn't mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.