Reading posts on the green screen asking for help and opinions about a subject and when the opinions end up less than favorable, someone melts hard.
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I ordered a Hamburger yesterday with pickles and onions and jalapenos. They forgot the pickles. Son of a *****.Comment
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Can't decide which 5 properties to hunt hogs tonight...Comment
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I wish I had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out I've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. oh and I have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.Comment
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Snowflakes on the Green Screen that get butt-hurt when someone tells it like it is.Comment
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Count your blessings...mustard and pickles have no business anywhere near a hamburger....Originally posted by Hoggslayer View Post
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Sounds like we might need to put some more men on the job.Originally posted by 125Dad View PostComment
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How bout those cheap remotes the cable company gives you. I'm constantly having to get up from the couch and walk half way to the dang tv just to change the freakin channel. Wears me out.Comment
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TBH Horny Wife Services Crew are standing tall and ready.Originally posted by Stuck View PostComment
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There is a sushi place that recently opened up 3 minutes from my house. They have a seasoned tuna that has to be dusted with heroin, cocaine, LSD and Zanax. I have a become an addict. They fuel the addiction by knowing my order from the caller id. "Herro Mr John de same orda?" I say yes and hang up. I get it to go because they don't serve alcohol or have a tv at the bar. My record is three separate orders in one day. I tip the girls well and started getting extras in the bag. It's getting out of control but I don't care anymore. I knew I would get caught eventually. It was my secret until....
Last weekend my girls were making breakfast and all started laughing calling me to come to the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen and I was busted. The drawer that I toss the wrapped chopsticks was open. One was counting them the other two just cracking up.
"Why do you have 37 sets of chopsticks? You can't even use them?"
"I like the new sushi place and go there frequently."
"37 times? Its only been open for a few months. What is her name?" (two months actually)
"Nothing to see here girls. It's considered bad luck in Japanese culture to throw away un-used chopsticks and I am honoring their tradition."
"Why don't you just tell them you don't NEED them when you order."
"Girls there is a system in place that can't be disturbed. Sure I could open the bag and take them out while I was picking it up but there is no way I can re-tie the bag like they do. Its art."
"Seriously, are you on drugs Dad?"
My phone rang in another room and i raced off to answer it. Later I moved the chopsticks to a safer location like a true addict does. That was a close one.Comment
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Was invited to a BBQ and someone set a bowl of Sloppy Joe on the table and called it chili !!!Comment
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My POS pool sweeper won't clean the dirt off the steps or out of the tighter radiuses and I have to brush it by hand.Comment
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Originally posted by deerplanter View Post
Now looking up range extender for my TV on the back porch which I'm contemplating fabricating a swinging bracket for so I can watch it from the pool...Comment
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It would be nice to go to Walgreens and buy a jar of pills over the counter that kills cancer.Comment
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