So. A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. Barkeep says " wow you must have had a bad day". Guy says "oh yeah. First I woke up late. Then on way to work I had an accident. Then I was so late my boss fired me. Then I went home and caught my wife sleeping with my best friend. Barkeep says "what did you say to your wife?". Guy says"get out of here and never come back!". Barkeep says "what did you say to your best friend?" guy says "BAD DOG!"